At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

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You were red. You liked me cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you. colors.  (via 200ft) 159,304 notes


when you have a lot of homework and not enough time


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*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

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you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

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Anonymous: ur actually fucking ugly, annoying as fuck, and peppy. grow the fuck up.

Okie dokie artichokie!
If it’s such a problem then just unfollow me, but I hope you feel better about yourself after putting someone else down!


Imagine being given a book with a photo of every person you’d ever met

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